KFC

So I was at this one KFC in Kentucky and I guess they only call it FC because it's already in Kentucky so I ordered chicken and said, "Can I get relish with that?" and the guy at the register said, "Sorry, lady, we don't give relish with the chicken. But we can give you some ketchup!" and I said, "I don't want ketchup, I want RELISH!" and the guy said, "Lady, we don't give relish with the chicken! But we can give you some mustard!" and I said, "I don't want mustard, I want relish!" and the guy said, "Well, if you really want relish you can order a hamburger and get the relish on the side." and I said,
"If I wanted a hamburger, I would have ordered it!"

Than you, thank you very much.
Mattie