I am an Emo Sponge...

Hey, y'all! Okay, that even creeped me out.
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"I am a happy sponge! I am a happy sponge! Happy happy happy happy! I am a happy sponge! SKAGWAY!
I am a sad sponge. I am a depressed sponge. I am an emotionally unstable sponge. Skagway. I am an improperly medicated sponge. I am an A.D.D. sponge. I am an Emo sponge. Skagway.
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGWAY~!"
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Byeas!
mATtiE
(or, by standards of Patricia #399, Mattitita!!!)

KFC

So I was at this one KFC in Kentucky and I guess they only call it FC because it's already in Kentucky so I ordered chicken and said, "Can I get relish with that?" and the guy at the register said, "Sorry, lady, we don't give relish with the chicken. But we can give you some ketchup!" and I said, "I don't want ketchup, I want RELISH!" and the guy said, "Lady, we don't give relish with the chicken! But we can give you some mustard!" and I said, "I don't want mustard, I want relish!" and the guy said, "Well, if you really want relish you can order a hamburger and get the relish on the side." and I said,
"If I wanted a hamburger, I would have ordered it!"

Than you, thank you very much.
Mattie