STL Places...

Y'all, I cannot BELIEVE that the class trip is coming up so sooooooooooon!!!!!! And that's about, let's see... *wastes time to check calender* about three weeks! Woot.
I wonder who's rooming with who? And bus seating!!!! My advisor, (y'all should know who it is!!) Mrs. H (yes, I'm so paranoid that I will NOT put last names on here!!!) said it's all random. Sorta. Ms. B (Linda's advisor...) said so, too. Meh. Oh, well.
So why am I so PRESSED FOR TIME?!?!?!?!?! *starts to scream and hyperventilate* GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *regains composure*
Well, I really want an iPod Nano Video. Yes, the Apple store is calling them iPod Nanos, but I have the very original Nano in WHITE!!! So boring! And it has lots of cosmetic scratches. Not from cosmetics, you dummies who are like, "She wears makeup?" In short, scratches that make the thing look less attractive, but the machine still works. So I want one. To watch Rat Race (FUNNIEST movie EVER!!). And the Misery Business (GO PARAMORE!!!) music video. And you know what? The iPod Classic costs as much as a Wii!!! Snap!!! I don't have that much! All because I'm saving up $100 for Jap'n. I have $101 dollars extra. And in the five weeks after St. Louis, that's $60. So minus $40 on the price. And... yeah. Man, I should work at a bank! You know, banking is in my family. Banking rocks, but I'm not choosing it for a career! So anyway. See y'all on Monday... where orchestra (WOOT GO VIOLINS!!) will play Largo with the band. And we have no gym. And stuff.
Byeas!!
~Mattie, Mattitita, Mads, Mara~
A rose by any other name smells just as sweet.

I am an Emo Sponge...

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Byeas!
mATtiE
(or, by standards of Patricia #399, Mattitita!!!)

KFC

So I was at this one KFC in Kentucky and I guess they only call it FC because it's already in Kentucky so I ordered chicken and said, "Can I get relish with that?" and the guy at the register said, "Sorry, lady, we don't give relish with the chicken. But we can give you some ketchup!" and I said, "I don't want ketchup, I want RELISH!" and the guy said, "Lady, we don't give relish with the chicken! But we can give you some mustard!" and I said, "I don't want mustard, I want relish!" and the guy said, "Well, if you really want relish you can order a hamburger and get the relish on the side." and I said,
"If I wanted a hamburger, I would have ordered it!"

Than you, thank you very much.
Mattie