Sunday, May 18, 2008

Movies and Stuffs (haha, JAPANESE stuffs)

No Reservations? Bought it. Mean Girls? iTunes is downloading it for rental. 5 hours? Sheesh. But I digress. Well, scratch that, I don't. Do any of you VIP's *cough* (You're VIP's because you were invited first, not for that other reason *cough*) have movie suggestions? I don't want to BUY 27 Dresses. First of all, it's 14.99, 5 dollars more than most buyable movies. Second, it's one of those movies you don't want to watch five time, you know?
Ooh, yay, only four hours left!!!!!1 Sorry. I might randomly tell you how much longer it is until I finish downloading. 50 MB of 1.06 GB? Man, movies sure take up a lot of space... but I guess I shouldn't worry, 'cuz my music didn't even take up 1 Gig on my last iPod (which has been recycled by the Apple Store....). Goodbye, engraved iPod..... hello, not-engraved iPod VIDEOOOOOOO!!1 But I still kinda miss my old one... a lot. I have trouble getting rid of old friends... you all know who I mean... *COUGH* VICKY/NANDINE *COUGH*
I'm waiting for the right time, but I just don't know when that will be. So on to my life as an insane vampire/zombie/clown.
I hope you all care that... aw, I forget!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Maybe if I remember, I'll come back and edit. Maybe.

Since I've made a reference to Caribbean Catastrophe...
Signed,
Caddy G.
(Mattie)

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Oh my gosh! iPod Classic!

Oh my gosh! Yay! I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 (LOL, Leah!!) Wanna know why? HUH? HUH? DO YA?!?!?!?! Well, I'll tell you anyway. I GOT A NEW IPOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's so awesome! Yay-and-a-half!! On another note.... Any good movies for me to buy? I'm gonna be here for five more hours (and yes, it'll be 3 AM when No Reservations stops downloading. GAH!). But anyway. That's cool, that's cool. So. I don't really know what to say. Other than... PARAMORE RULES!!!!!!!!!!1
LASSI WUZ HERE!!!!!!!!!1

Slaughter it, man. Slaughter it.
Mattie

Still workin' on it...

Apple Certified Refurbished iPod Classic (current generation)
Holds up to 20,000 songs
Up to 30 hours of music playback
Up to 5 hours of video playback
4.9 ounces
4.1 x 2.4 x 0.41 inches
Apple Earphones
USB cable
Dock adapter
Normal Price: $249
Refurbished price: $209
Too bad it ships within 24 hours, and tomorrow's Sunday. There's no mail on Sunday! Grr!! I guess I have to keep working at it. :)
So on another note.....
OH MY GOSH IT'S ONLY TWO DAYS UNTIL THE TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to pack by myself, though. I don't get any help. Bleh. So I took the liberty of making my own packing list. Yay!! It's got all the essentials, including six categories.
1) Clothes
2) Pajamas
3) Layers
4) Other
5) Toiletries
6) Carry-on (Yes, I'm air-travel-oriented like that)
Did YOU make a packing list without help from your mom/dad? I DIDN'T THINK SO!!
Take it to the slaughterhouse!
Mattie

Friday, May 2, 2008

Poor Downtrodden Student

Okay, you know what's making me super mad right now? Sales tax!!!! THE STUPID SALES TAX PEOPLE RAISED THE FREAKING SALES TAX TO 7%!!! GAHHHHHHH!!! That's depressing. Now every-freaking-thing you buy costs 1% more. Saddening. But on the bright side, I think minimum wage is something like $5.50 now. Woot. Too bad I don't have a job...
So here's the dealio. (Is that even a word?) I spent $25 on Vera Bradley stuff. So I don't think I'll have enough time to get the Classic for St. Louis. But maybe I can get it for Jap'n! I certainly hope so.
Another thought. Do you think I should get custom Converse? I made a pair. They look really cool. But I don't know if I want them just yet. I can wait a summer.

HAPPY HYPER DAY!!
Mattie

Saturday, April 26, 2008

STL Places...

Y'all, I cannot BELIEVE that the class trip is coming up so sooooooooooon!!!!!! And that's about, let's see... *wastes time to check calender* about three weeks! Woot.
I wonder who's rooming with who? And bus seating!!!! My advisor, (y'all should know who it is!!) Mrs. H (yes, I'm so paranoid that I will NOT put last names on here!!!) said it's all random. Sorta. Ms. B (Linda's advisor...) said so, too. Meh. Oh, well.
So why am I so PRESSED FOR TIME?!?!?!?!?! *starts to scream and hyperventilate* GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *regains composure*
Well, I really want an iPod Nano Video. Yes, the Apple store is calling them iPod Nanos, but I have the very original Nano in WHITE!!! So boring! And it has lots of cosmetic scratches. Not from cosmetics, you dummies who are like, "She wears makeup?" In short, scratches that make the thing look less attractive, but the machine still works. So I want one. To watch Rat Race (FUNNIEST movie EVER!!). And the Misery Business (GO PARAMORE!!!) music video. And you know what? The iPod Classic costs as much as a Wii!!! Snap!!! I don't have that much! All because I'm saving up $100 for Jap'n. I have $101 dollars extra. And in the five weeks after St. Louis, that's $60. So minus $40 on the price. And... yeah. Man, I should work at a bank! You know, banking is in my family. Banking rocks, but I'm not choosing it for a career! So anyway. See y'all on Monday... where orchestra (WOOT GO VIOLINS!!) will play Largo with the band. And we have no gym. And stuff.
Byeas!!
~Mattie, Mattitita, Mads, Mara~
A rose by any other name smells just as sweet.

Friday, March 14, 2008

I am an Emo Sponge...

Hey, y'all! Okay, that even creeped me out.
Here's our special news bulletin! Brought to you live by: Channel 17: JFV - Just For Vampires! Here are our live reporters Patricias numbers 1 and 5!
"I am a happy sponge! I am a happy sponge! Happy happy happy happy! I am a happy sponge! SKAGWAY!
I am a sad sponge. I am a depressed sponge. I am an emotionally unstable sponge. Skagway. I am an improperly medicated sponge. I am an A.D.D. sponge. I am an Emo sponge. Skagway.
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGWAY~!"
Yes, that's what was lining the pickup line today. Will we find Waldo? (LOL "FIND ME" cough-IZZY-cough) Find out on... Channel 17: JFV - Just For Vampires!

Byeas!
mATtiE
(or, by standards of Patricia #399, Mattitita!!!)

Sunday, March 9, 2008

KFC

So I was at this one KFC in Kentucky and I guess they only call it FC because it's already in Kentucky so I ordered chicken and said, "Can I get relish with that?" and the guy at the register said, "Sorry, lady, we don't give relish with the chicken. But we can give you some ketchup!" and I said, "I don't want ketchup, I want RELISH!" and the guy said, "Lady, we don't give relish with the chicken! But we can give you some mustard!" and I said, "I don't want mustard, I want relish!" and the guy said, "Well, if you really want relish you can order a hamburger and get the relish on the side." and I said,
"If I wanted a hamburger, I would have ordered it!"

Than you, thank you very much.
Mattie